Bill Bellamy was not a member of Bell Biv DaVoe. I seem to have had some bad information.
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Short little dashed off bits of nonsense that I post as I think of them.
Wow, things are so insane that no one seems to care that we're going back to the moon tomorrow.
Has anyone outside of the marketing department ever referred to Dairy Queen as a "Grill & Chill"?
Hear me out. Keep Trump, but make it such that anyone who advises him has to speak Welsh. Then just get a translator to say the opposite of whatever he says, and tell him the opposite of what they say. I call it Rule by Costanza Principle. Is this a terrible idea? Of course it is. But it can't be any worse than what we're doing now.
Not a whole lot of time travelers showing up in this part of history to try to save the future. My guess is that they're probably showing up a few years ago, before it was too late.
It's staggering to think how the performance of the exotic and expensive workstations of my youth is absolutely crushed by my five year-old mid-tier smartphone, let alone the current flagship phones. #oldhead #backinmyday #retrocomputing
Yep, just confirmed that LinkedIn still makes me depressed and angry every time I look at it.
I wake up, check the weather, the terror attack warnings, see what the score of the game was last night, etc. Totally normal stuff.
Only 1 in 4 Americans supported invading Iran. Of the remaining 3, 2 were like, "of course he did" and 1 is all "sure, that might as well happen"
Thanks to DoorDash, I have more pictures of greasy bags on my phone than I do of my family.
Wow, I actually got this week's long form post done early! Go me! It's about guns, but probably not the way you think.
...and we invaded Iran. Why not? At this point he's ignored enough of the Constitution he might as well start a war without involving congress.
I never get tired of watching Beastie Boys videos. Their absurd energy always makes me smile. I miss MCA.
Wow, I just realized that I'm launching this almost 20 years to the day after the first tweet